I WAS PRODUCTIVE TODAY

TOMORROWS GONNA BE EVEN MORE PRODUCTIVE

FUCK YEAH

me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*

arvidaportfolio:

Polyester 2014, shoot by Arvida Byström.

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

thebluelip-blondie:

jean-luc-gohard:

synecdoche:

I wrote about Kid Nation because it’s my favorite fucked up reality show featuring children slaughtering chickens and accidentally drinking bleach.

I forgot about this and holy shit.

this was my first reality show

blo:

some of u guys rly need this 

HOW do you people find jobs

every job wants me to be outgoing and good under pressure with a bachelors degree or they want me to be be able to drive places myself and shoot fire out of my ass and i can’t do any of these things i need to be able to take the bus down to a job and stock shelves or sit behind the counter of a business that gets like 30 customers a day max so i don’t have daily fuckin meltdowns yeeeeesh

criedwolves:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!

  • this box of lucky charms

um. i dunno. reblog or like this. and follow me i guess. winner gets this box of lucky charms. i’ll ship anywhere in the world (THIS world, i am NOT shipping this to SKELETON HELL unless you’re gonna pay for the shipping)

lucky charms are really good. i don’t even care if you want to eat just the marshmallows, fucking go for it. plus why would you go to the store and buy them yourself when you can have them delivered to your door???

good luck bruh

Ya'll be like: I love black girls......with european features
Ya'll be like: Black girls with afros are amazing...as long as they got light skin.
Ya'll be like: Black girls are beautiful...but just the ones who are white passin' or as racially ambiguous as possible.
Ya'll be like: Natural hair is the best hair...as long as the curls are really really loose.

poynterlynch:

aparadoxinflux:

I knew it was this song before I pressed play

joncozart:

queenofmultitasking:

Basically.

vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

dear cas,